Sunday, July 19, 2009

Calm down, lady

Oh my goodness. Someone at the zoo today told me I didn't need to be so mad (after she rammed me with her stroller not once, not twice, but three times!!) (And it hurt!!!) and I said "I can't go any faster!" while the panda bears were wrestling and oh so cute, but we couldn't get through the crowd (of a million Asians), and then her husband told me to "Calm down, lady" after the stroller witch told him that I was being mean to her. But! But! But! You hit me with your stroller, you loon! And seriously? Did you sharpen the front of your graco duoglider into a dagger just so you can get mean people out of your way?

About 20 minutes later, I said to Todd, "Man, I really wish I had told them to fuck off."

(I feel like I can blog-swear now....Grandma June can't voice her disapproval out loud anymore...I hear her in my head, but I can handle that. It's kind of nice, actually.)

Zoo pictures to come. We didn't get that many because Owen had LOST. HIS. MIND. But I did get one of the cute pandas wrestling, before I was nearly mowed down by crazy and her duoglider of death.

3 comments:

Dingo said...

I'm glad you were able to get pics of the pandas wrestling. The next time someone does that to you and you have their camera, snap their picture. It completely wigs them out.

Bethany said...

Ridiculous!

Shelly Cunningham said...

I followed your blog over from "life with twins" (Marnie's blog). I, too, have twin boys. Logan & Jack. I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE your names, your daughter is gorgeous, and I TOTALLY understand about the crazies at the zoo. I enjoy your blog!

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