* Having a birthday dinner for Grandpa, we were all discussing what our names were. The boys correctly identified Daddy as Todd, Mommy as Jane, Grandpa as Steven....Owen correctly told us his middle name (Thomas). Then we turned to Henry and asked him, "What is your middle name, Henry?" Without missing a beat, he answered, "Trouble."
* After dinner tonight, Owen got his potty seat (part of our routine now - iCarly and iPotty) took it to the couch, sat on it, and said "Look at me! I'm Mr. Pussy!" We still have no idea what the hell this means.
* I asked a class today how they could simplify their lives after we listened to the Shaker hymn "Simple Gifts." One student raised his hand and answered, "No pants."