Since we woke up:
-Henry has climbed on the kitchen table 17 times.
-Owen has poured an entire cup of coffee on the floor and himself.
-Owen has slipped in a puddle of coffee and his hair is now vanilla flavored.
-Henry has turned off the TV 42 times.
-Henry has nearly pulled a painting off the wall (this might have been "strategery" to allow Owen access to the coffee while I pulled Henry off the toy box.
-They have tormented Calvin and Jamison 7 times each, resulting in handfuls of Jamison hair and the graceful upstairs exit of Calvin.
-Henry has poured his milk into the air conditioning vent.
-Both have pooped.
-Owen has asked me to pick him up 78 times, attempting to say "up, please" but it sounds like "Huppah!" which makes me giggle and shout it back at him.
-Henry has slammed closed the laptop 6 times.
-They have both put something in the dog's water bowl.
Right now they are sitting on the couch pretending to take a nap. They even kissed each other "night night." So cute.
Time to get these crazies out of the house!!!!